Monday, February 21, 2011

Like/Hate

LIKE:
How sometimes I'll be driving, and I check my pocket for my keys. Then I panic for a moment before realizing that they're in the ignition. It's like I'm really on top of things, but totally oblivious at the same time.


HATE:
How guys who work out a lot always walk around like their arms are really heavy. It's like... you guys lift weights all the time. How hard is it to carry around just your arms.

19 comments:

  1. lol ive looked for my cell phone before while talking on it

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  2. ahhahaa I can relate to the like one aswell :) I always think I've lost my phone even when I have it in my hand!

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  3. It's because their lats are probably huge, so their arms stick out/off their body a bit awkwardly. Get over it.

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  4. Ya I saw one of those guys yesterday at target with a sleeveless shirt no jacket, in michigan 5 degrees out 2 feet of snow. douchebag

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  5. sleeveless is a easy way to tell if someone's a douche

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  6. I've never done the key thing lol

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  7. never done the key thing too, but that's because I don't have a car : (

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  8. @ed i believe they call this 'sleeve theory' ;)

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  9. I do that with not just my keys, but also my wallet, but my wallet is usually there or on my desk. Also, muscleheads can't think good anyways, they probably don't realize they look like douches.

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  10. That thing about the arms is just annoying.

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  11. Those kind of guys go to the gym and do biceps the whole time and every time.

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  12. omg i know what you mean about the ppl that walk like they arms are stuck or something. and i love that feeling when i cant find my keys and begin to panic but later to find them at an obvious place.

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  13. To the hate part: That's actually because they don't stretch enough, leaves their arms hanging around in strange positions.

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  14. I have done the key thing sooo many times. I have to slap myself, lol.

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