LIKE:
How sometimes I'll be driving, and I check my pocket for my keys. Then I panic for a moment before realizing that they're in the ignition. It's like I'm really on top of things, but totally oblivious at the same time.
HATE:
How guys who work out a lot always walk around like their arms are really heavy. It's like... you guys lift weights all the time. How hard is it to carry around just your arms.
Agree with both
ReplyDeletehaha the hate is a good one.
ReplyDeletei can so relate to the "like"
ReplyDeletehave to agree with you
ReplyDeletelol ive looked for my cell phone before while talking on it
ReplyDeleteahhahaa I can relate to the like one aswell :) I always think I've lost my phone even when I have it in my hand!
ReplyDeleteIt's because their lats are probably huge, so their arms stick out/off their body a bit awkwardly. Get over it.
ReplyDeleteYa I saw one of those guys yesterday at target with a sleeveless shirt no jacket, in michigan 5 degrees out 2 feet of snow. douchebag
ReplyDeletesleeveless is a easy way to tell if someone's a douche
ReplyDeleteI've never done the key thing lol
ReplyDeletenever done the key thing too, but that's because I don't have a car : (
ReplyDelete@ed i believe they call this 'sleeve theory' ;)
ReplyDeleteI do that with not just my keys, but also my wallet, but my wallet is usually there or on my desk. Also, muscleheads can't think good anyways, they probably don't realize they look like douches.
ReplyDeleteThat thing about the arms is just annoying.
ReplyDeleteThose kind of guys go to the gym and do biceps the whole time and every time.
ReplyDeleteomg i know what you mean about the ppl that walk like they arms are stuck or something. and i love that feeling when i cant find my keys and begin to panic but later to find them at an obvious place.
ReplyDeleteTo the hate part: That's actually because they don't stretch enough, leaves their arms hanging around in strange positions.
ReplyDeleteI have done the key thing sooo many times. I have to slap myself, lol.
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